A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known to sound like a song……

A fart can create a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while……

A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget……
Sweet old farts like you!

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