I really do hate shopping. I’m not a very sociable person at the best of times, but when I am forced to mingle with people who feel the need to needlessly get in your way or ram their trolley into the back of your legs then I get even more annoyed than normal.

On the way to the supermarket I have to walk past a school and they ha lt the little shits out for lunch. I was walking when a schoolgirl came out of a shop and was mobbed by her friends who were begging for a bit of her drink.

One of the girls looked at me and then said to the girl, quite randomly, “you can hide it in your breasts but I’ll still go in for it!” The girl immediately reeled back in horror and yelled “Ewww you fucking lesbian!”

As I came out of the supermarket, weighed down with bags of shopping, I ended up walking the same direction as a youngish woman, she ended up going in front of me as I was being slowed down by the shopping. By a bit of coincidence we ended up going the same way all the way to the housing estate it turned out we both live on.

As we got into the housing estate she started looking over her shoulder at me and started to quicken her pace. She thought I was following her. Yes that is what I do, I stalk people whilst being weighed down with ten bags of shopping!

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